Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Venus


Maurice: I am about to die and I know nothing about myself.
Ian: You have been loved, Maurice. You've been adored.
Maurice: Yes. And so have you Ian, a little bit. Except you didn't always noticed it.


Maurice: My dear, would you pass me my trousers?
Jessie: What is that?
M: A catheter
J: Oh, my god!
M: I think it's leaking.
J: I don't want it n my shoes! You're always dripping, Maurice. There's always bits of you where there shouldn't be.


Maurice: For most men, the woman's body is the most beautiful thing they will ever see.
Jessie: What's the most beautiful thing a girl sees?
Maurice: Her first child.

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